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The 10 Biggest Bellends on the London Underground

Wednesday, 24 August 2016

The London Underground is host to millions of commuters every day. It's a love/hate relationship for me. I can get to London Bridge in ten minutes from my house and it's so easy to navigate after a few too many after-work drinks. But in all honesty, it's more of a hate relationship, largely because of the amount of absolute Tube Bellends* that are on it day after day, provoking my stereotypical Londoner rage. This is a guide to the typical Tube Bellends that I encounter on a daily basis.

(Not to be confused for the Escalator Wankers, a different issue entirely.) 

I can't stop staring at girls in the gym changing rooms.

Tuesday, 9 August 2016

I go to the gym the same as every average person. (By that I mean about four times a week for three weeks and then nothing other than pizza runs for a month until I feel disgusting again.) The female changing rooms at the gym is a weird place for me.

The Lynx Effect: Is it Real?

Wednesday, 3 August 2016
*Warning: This may be a TMI post. If you work with me or are a relative, I'm sorry. 

We've all seen the Lynx adverts where the guy sprays on some Lynx and walks down the street and suddenly every woman he walks past is attracted to him and can't wait to get him into bed. We've all shrugged it off as tacky advertising and carried on with life, but what if there's a hint of truth behind it?

OOTD: Styling a Seriously Large Skirt

Saturday, 30 July 2016
I've  seen a lot of level 10 Cool-Girls swanning about London in tulle maxi skirts recently. As a lowly level 5 on the best of days, I decided to buy one to try to pull off. The trurth? I haven't worn this out in public yet - there's a reason you have to be Level 10 Cool to pull something like this off, and I haven't felt confident enough yet. But when the weather is just right, and the occasion is perfect - this look may just come out to play. 

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