The London Underground is host to millions of commuters every day. It's a love/hate relationship for me. I can get to London Bridge in ten minutes from my house and it's so easy to navigate after a few too many after-work drinks. But in all honesty, it's more of a hate relationship, largely because of the amount of absolute Tube Bellends* that are on it day after day, provoking my stereotypical Londoner rage. This is a guide to the typical Tube Bellends that I encounter on a daily basis.
(Not to be confused for the Escalator Wankers, a different issue entirely.)