CANDID CALLIE: Better Pet Ideas Than A Leech

Monday, 20 April 2015
I recently came across an article which shows a leech the size of an arm sucking blood out of a forearm. I won't post it on my blog, but if you're not squeamish and consider yourself a curious soul you can see it here. The man apparently keeps this leech as his pet and allows it to feed off of his own blood to keep it alive. It is bigger and fatter than his forearm and looks like a giant slug. But it's filled with his blood. He literally shares blood types with his pet. 
I decided to sit and compile a list of things that are a better idea to have as a pet than a leech which sucks your own blood:
Dog
Cat
Hamster
Bird
Worm
Stone
Horse
Dementor
Illegal Immigrant
David Cameron
Rabbit
Prostitute 
Pimp
Gerbil
Guinea Pig
Drug Dealer
Ariana Grande with PMS on her birthday but everyone's forgotten
Tarantula
Brick
Justin Bieber the day he found out Selena Gomez had a new man
Ticking Bomb
Headlice
A Cult Leader
Ant Farm
Snails
Pack Of Jehovas Witness 
Whitewalkers
Voldemort 

I might print this off and send it to him, save him a doctors bill when he becomes anaemic. 
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2 comments on "CANDID CALLIE: Better Pet Ideas Than A Leech"
  1. Such a funny list! Totally agree that just about anything would be better than a leech... bolk!! Gisforgingers xx

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  2. I wish Voldemort was my pet.

    PS. looked at that link of the leech, instant regret.

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